The last week and a half have been busy for me at my day job. So I haven’t been able to post. The nerve of those people who actually want me to EARN my paycheck. So in honor of the man keeping his foot on my neck, here are some fun quotes I found about working from Alternative Reel:
“We don’t have a lot of time on this earth! We weren’t meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.” — Office Space
“My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.” — American Beauty
